Mitt Romney Supports "Sweet Poontang" and Other Pro-Woman Sentiments

Whenever anyone loosely considered a Democrat makes a statement that Republicans and their friends in the media find objectionable, the right consistently calls for all liberals (whether they knew the person or not) to denounce the statement. It happened last week, for example, when corporate lobbyist and CNN personality Hilary Rosen argued (correctly, I might add) that Ann Romney has "never worked a day in her life" outside of the home.

Despite the fact that Ms. Rosen does not work for the Obama Administration or the Democratic Party (and was a top Hillary Clinton supporter in '08), the right-wing and the media asked every single Democrat who appeared on TV if they agree with Rosen and if they would denounce the statement. The right does this constantly to liberals, but the reverse almost never happens (see Rush Limbaugh).

Well, aging 70's rock star Ted Nugent was recently at the NRA convention and made a number of offensive comments about the president and called for violence against Democrats. Nugent said the current White House is a “vile, evil America-hating administration” which is “wiping its ass with the Constitution.” He then finished with this, “We need to ride into that battlefield and chop their heads off in November. Any questions?” Hmmm.

Why is no one calling for Romney to denounce Ted Nugent? He has as much, if not more, of a connection to Romney than Hilary Rosen does to Pres. Obama. Why the double standard? I guess I am to assume that every word Nugent has ever spoken, written or sang is now blessed by the Romney campaign.

And while we are on the subject, I wonder if Mrs. Romney would approve of Ted's pro-woman anthem, "Wang Dang Sweet Poontang"? Here are the lyrics from the conservative icon: 

That Nadine 
what a teenage queen 
She lookin' so clean 
especially down in between 
What I like 

She come to town 
she be foolin' around 
a puttin' me down as 
a rock-and-roll clown 
It's all right 

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang 

Wang dang 
what a sweet poontang 
a shakin' my thang 
as a rang-a-dang-dang in the bell 

She's so sweet when 
she yanks on my meat 
Down on the street 
you know she can't be beat 
What the hell 

Wang Dang Sweet Poontang

Nugent's pro-Mom message is on this album cover

Obviously, an anthem for stay-at-home Moms, right? I'm waiting for Fox News to grill every Republican that appears on the network as to whether they support sweet poontang and chopping the heads off of Democrats.

UPDATE: Mitt officially asked Ted Nugent's endorsement (and Nugent gave it). Mediaite has some other choice comments from Mitt's new BFF here.

UPDATE 2: The Secret Service is now investigating Ted Nugent's threatening remarks toward Pres. Obama.