“We pissed off Glenn Beck, and that was amazing. I don’t think Glenn Beck is an idiot because he’s a conservative. I literally think he’s just an idiot. Regardless of his belief system, he’s just a lunatic. So that was hilarious…I told my wife that she doesn’t have to get me anything for my birthday because nothing will make me happier than this made me.” - Brian Michael Bendis, writer of Marvel Comics' Ultimate Spider Man comic, after hearing that Glenn Beck was angered that the new Spider Man is bi-racial.