Thursday, December 9, 2010

It Only Took Two and a Half Years For an Answer

Two and half years after her inability to answer the softest of softball questions - "What do you read" - the former half-term Governor of Alaska, has finally answered it. In an interview to be aired tonight with Barbara Walters, Ms. Palin finally tells the American people what she reads.
“I read anything and everything that I can get my hands on as I have since I was a little girl. I’m reading the best book right now — Dean Karnazes’s book about being an ultra-marathoner. I read a lot of C.S. Lewis when I want some divine inspiration…I read Newsmax and The Wall Street Journal. I read all of our local papers of course in Alaska because that’s where my heart is."
There, that wasn't so hard, was it? Apparently, though, Palin's inability to answer such a simple question still irks her, and she is STILL talking bitching whining about it, "That’s one of those things, where that issue…that I don’t read, or that I’m not informed, it’s one of those questions where I like to turn that around and ask the reporters, ‘Why would it be that there is that perception that I don’t read?’”

The perception is there because, when asked, you couldn't answer. How about looking in the mirror instead of lashing out at the media every time you are unable to answer a question.
It only took two and a half years to think of an answer, and now we know why Palin is so misinformed. Her first response was that she reads Newsmax. Newsmax?! You have to be fucking kidding me?!

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