
"The Government of Kenya, the world's #1 tea exporter, cordially invites you to a proper Kenyan Tea Party on Capitol Hill (one without a political agenda). Please join Kenyan Deputy Prime Minister, the Honorable Uhuru Kenyatta, at Kenya's tea tasting event, complete with food pairings and tea leaf readings," the invitation read.
"Of course, according to some other "Tea Party" types out there, it is often said that Kenya's major export is none other than President Barack Obama, who was supposedly born in Kenya, then covertly smuggled into the United States so that a biracial child named Barack Hussein Obama would one day grow up and run for president as part of a grand Marxist conspiracy."
Sounds like fun, and a whole lot more civilized than what has come to define the term "tea party" nowadays.
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Is there a joke somewhere in there?
Oh, sorry. I forgot. Unless it involves bashing President Obama, you don't find it funny.
I think this is quite appropriate, because by the time Obama is done America's Gross National Product will rival Kenya's...
I appreciate the attempt at humor.
Unfortunately I was being serious this time...
come on T Paine this is the most competent government we ever had. Dave said so.
Lisa, that is the first sensible thing you've said.
Dave really does have a hard time picking up on what is sarcasm and what is humor, doesn't he, Lisa? :)
God bless you, Dave, for your beliefs, sir, despite 95% of them being wrong politically. (And I am not being saracastic here, my friend!)
Dave you are invited to a different kind of tea party complete with entertainment:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WtGrp5MbzAI&feature=related
And one for you...
The tea party the media won't show
we can go on forever Dave:
http://www.zombietime.com/zomblog/?p=621
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