Friday, April 23, 2010

The Republican Idea of Health Reform

No need for insurance or anything. If you need medical care, just ask if the Doc needs any live animals, or needs his house painted. Think I'm kidding? The Republican challenger to Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid, Sue Lowden, believes this is a good solution to spiraling health care costs.

"I'm telling you that this works," the Republican candidate explained. "You know, before we all started having health care, in the olden days, our grandparents, they would bring a chicken to the doctor. They would say, 'I'll paint your house.' I mean, that's the old days of what people would do to get health care with your doctors. Doctors are very sympathetic people. I'm not backing down from that system."

Vote for Republican.

In case you are not up to speed on exactly how many chickens you're supposed to be bringing for your next doctor appointment, check out the new website


T. Paine said...

So which came first? The Republican or the egg? :)

J. Marquis said...

Paine- the yolks on you.

T. Paine said...

Not eggsactly, Marquis... :)