Thursday, January 14, 2010

Nudists Support Body Scanner Use

The American Association for Nude Recreation has come out in favor of the use of full body scanners in the nation's airports. The move puts them in opposition to some privacy rights organizations. The AANR has does not mind. The executive director states, "Polls regularly show that about one in five North Americans have skinny-dipped in mixed company already. So if travelers just think of the screen as a virtual skinny-dip, something regarded as American as apple pie since before Norman Rockwell, everyone wins in the name of better air travel security. And as an added bonus, you can add the experience to your 'bucket list' as a virtual dipping of one's toe into taking a Nakation - that's a nudist vacation!"

Hey, how about a scanner that makes everyone appear as good looking as Rihanna?

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