Thursday, June 4, 2009

Seriously, There Aren't Any Nude Pics of Contessa Brewer Out There

Seriously, people. Are you really expecting to find actual naked pictures of Contessa Brewer on the internet? They don't exist! Believe me, I'd know if there were any, and there aren't. You'll just have to use that big brain of yours and imagine. I thought I was the only one crushing on Contessa, but every day I get dozens of people who hit this site (like the person below from the US State Department!) looking for "contessa brewer pics nude" (or something to that effect), so there are obviously many more.

But there aren't any actual pics! Give it up, my friends.

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