Friday, April 18, 2008

Fox News Knows It's All Over

I'm not really sure what to make of it, but it seems that the "fair and balanced" folks at Fox News have hired (NSFW ads) porn star Savanna Samson to comment on politics. I'm not kidding.

She will now be a regular contributor to the show Red Eye with Greg Gutfeld. The show begins at 3 AM Eastern time. I have never seen the show because I don't allow my televisions to tune into Fox News.

Savanna will be part of the round table of esteemed...uh...experts, and begins her new gig April 18. She might be able to parlay this into a new career as the only requirement for female talent at Fox is to be blonde. That, and to sign a blood oath with Brit Hume in which you swear your "belief" that there is a left bias in the media.

I say she should go for it. It sure beats her current gig. Actually...scrap that. I'd be more proud of being in porn than I would of working for the Republican Party's Pravda.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I am totally with you on that one. At least if I'm going to whore myself, I'm gonna get some!