80s metal queen (and one time fiancee of Black Sabbath's Tony Iommi) Lita Ford is plotting a comeback. She has a new manager and is planning on playing at this summer's Rocklahoma Festival. "It's been way too long since I've rocked a crowd. Broke out my axe and turned it up loud. Always in my heart — forever in my soul. On July 11th I'm gonna rock 'n' roll. At Rocklahoma I'll hit the stage with thousands of you maniacs. Close My Eyes — Kiss Me Deadly — can't forget the leather pants!"
The real question that needs to be answered is, how does she look? To paraphrase someone on VH1's I Love the 80s, Lita was basically hair, breasts, and leather. I'm sure she can still play guitar, but will her butt still look good in leather pants?