Though I figured as much already, the so-called sex tape starring White Stripes drummer Meg White is not real. Meg's rep said, "Some people have a very twisted sense of humor and this prank is in particularly bad taste. The tape circulating on the Internet as featuring Meg White is fake. It's definitely not Meg." I didn't think she was the type of girl to make a sex tape, but I thought maybe that was the reason the Stripes' tour was cancelled. It will likely turn out to be something as typical as a stint in rehab.