Monday, July 23, 2007

Jessica Simpson Was Not Captured in Iraq

This is pretty funny. According to the brand new book Cheney: The Untold Story of America’s Most Powerful and Controversial Vice President, the VP confused the captured US soldier Jessica Lynch with pop singer Jessica Simpson. I wonder if there are any similar stories in the book. You know, maybe he got countries confused, too. This might explain why the US started a war with the wrong freakin' country, and why every failure is deemed a success. Cheney must get confused easily. Too bad we don't allow for stem cell research, otherwise we might have a cure for Dick.

In Jess news, she has been cast as Cheetara in the Thundercats movie. Another straight to DVD classic for Miss Simpson.

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