Tuesday, July 10, 2007

HookerGate Snags Its First "Family Values" Republican: David Vitter

Conservative Republican Senator David Vitter from Louisiana is the first politician busted for having his phone number in the records of the "DC Madam." Fortunately, he has been able to tear himself away from banging hookers to bash the "Hollywood left" and "liberals" for "redefining the most basic institution in human history." He obviously cares a lot about marriage! How's the wife dealing with the news, Dave?

Senator Vitter has asked President Bush to commute the sentence given to him by his wife.

1 comment:

J. Marquis said...

Good one. Of course, you can never commute a sentence handed by a wife. This guy will be paying till his dying day.