Friday, December 1, 2006

Rush Limbaugh Has Said Some Stupid Things Before, But...

Here is Rush's commentary from November 30 on why he knows so much about women. He learned all he needs to know from his cat.

"She's [his cat] smart enough to know she can't feed herself. She's actually a very smart cat. She gets loved. She gets adoration. She gets petted. She gets fed. And she doesn't have to do anything for it, which is why I say this cat's taught me more about women, than anything my whole life."

I'm surprised Rush has been divorced three times. He sounds like such a good guy. Maybe it has something to do with his appetite for oxycontin and viagra.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Maybe it's not his appetite for oxycontin and viagra. Maybe it's the fact that he just likes getting with chicks who are on his intellectual level - like that of a typical feline.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 'cause it probably wasn't a joke or anything. Faggot.

Dave Splash said...

Rush-

I've asked you to stop commenting anonymously.