Keyes could indeed become a nomadic kind of fall-back guy for the GOP for when their main candidates are proven in the court of public opinion to be full of crap.
The Florida GOP might first want to try and replace Harris with a former NFL player/coach, like they did in Illinois with Mike Ditka. Heh... who would it be in Florida? Larry Csonka? Jim Kiick? Don Shula? Dan Marino?
Any way the Florida GOP looks at it, Harris probably won't drop out of the race, and she will become a huge albatross for them. Sounds like a FINE plan to me!!
I don't know why I didn't think of this earlier. Is it too late to get Alan Keyes to run for Senate in Florida?
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Heehee! GOOD one!
Keyes could indeed become a nomadic kind of fall-back guy for the GOP for when their main candidates are proven in the court of public opinion to be full of crap.
The Florida GOP might first want to try and replace Harris with a former NFL player/coach, like they did in Illinois with Mike Ditka. Heh... who would it be in Florida? Larry Csonka? Jim Kiick? Don Shula? Dan Marino?
Any way the Florida GOP looks at it, Harris probably won't drop out of the race, and she will become a huge albatross for them. Sounds like a FINE plan to me!!
I was hoping people would understand that this was a joke. Glad to see that someone else besides me thought this was funny.
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