"If Bill O'Reilly needs to have an enemy, needs to feel persecuted, you know what? Here's my Kwanzaa gift to him. Are you ready? All right. I'm your enemy. Make me your enemy. I, Jon Stewart, hate Christmas, Christians, Jews, morality,and I will not rest until every year families gather to spend December 25th together at Osama's homo-abortion-pot-and-commie-jizzporium."
Finally someone is willing to fight back against O'Reilly, Fox News, and the religious right in their completely absurd notion of a "war on Christmas." I am so sick of all this nonsense about how it is anti-Christian to wish someone "Happy Holidays." Does the right wing ever stop whining and complaining and making up controversy?
Do me a favor, next time you go to the post office, ask for the Kwaanza stamps. Wrap your presents in Hanukkah wrapping and tell everyone you know to have a Happy Holiday (singular). Just push these idiots' buttons!
Friday, December 9, 2005
Posted by Dave Splash