My hot dog has a first name, it's S-N-O-O-P.
Because Lil' Jon's Crunk Juice and Nelly's Cola were such smashing successes, Snoop Dogg will enter the junk-food market, lending his name to a new hot dog brand. Foot-long Snoop Doggs will pack all the lips and assholes of regular hot dogs into a wrapper that bears the Snoop’s likeness. The endeavor, a partnership with a former hot dog manufacturer.
If Snoop Doggs take off, expect a line of J. Lo’s huge buns to surface in the near future.