Today's first birthday belongs to Euro-porn babe Simony Diamond. This unbelievable hottie turns 22 today. Next up is comedian Jon Lovitz. Lovitz was excellent as the habitual liar on Saturday Night Live. He will now be taking that role to the big screen as he plays George W. Bush in an upcoming movie.* Lovitz is 48 today. Lastly, legendary television star Don Knotts (Andy Griffith Show, Three's Company) is celebrating his 81st birthday. Knotts is a great comic actor, and I will always fondly remember his role as "Ralph Furley" on Three's Company.
* I made up this fact.