- The Wille Nelson professorship? The University of Texas will honor country music legend Willie Nelson for his help in raising money for stem cell research. All funds are private (obviously) due to the Tali-baptists' stranglehold on the GOP -- who view a microscopic cell in a petri dish to be more valuable a human than you or I.
- Former members of KISS, Guns N Roses, Blondie and The Attractions will perform on Kathy Valentine's (Go-Go's) first ever solo album, Light Years. Ace Frehley, Gilby Clark and others will play with the ex-Go-Go bass player.
- Halliburton awarded $30 million contract to build new jail at Guantanamo Bay. This goes a long way toward explaining why the Bush Administration does not care about the public relations nightmare this place has become...the VP is gonna make some money on the deal! Nice to see that our national stature and security can be subjugated to the personal financial gain of the "friends of W."
- Seven pages of Beyonce pictures. Jay-Z is one lucky son of a bitch to be with her...
- Autolux to open shows on the Nine Inch Nails / Queens of the Stone Age tour later this summer. This excellent band (featuring former Failure guitarist Greg Edwards) will join the tour September 16 in San Diego. If you don't already have it, buy Autolux's debut album Future Perfect. It beats the shit out of NiN and Queens' new albums. That's for sure.
- Ralph Nader on the 2004 election: "I felt like a nigger." Huh? First off, Ralph, I wouldn't go around using words like that in your speeches. Second, if you were trying to say you were marginalized by "power brokers" in the Democratic Party, you are full of shit. You were marginalized by your delusions of grandeur, your nonsensical statements like "there is no difference between the Democrat and Republican parties," and your silly insistence that you be allowed into the Democratic National Convention as a journalist. Ralph, you did some great work in the 70s. It's time for you to retire and spend your old age riding your bicycle back and forth from your apartment to the grocery store or bingo hall.
- Dog rapist now dog murderer. The dog violated by a North Carolina teenager has died. The charges are now upgraded to the highest possible animal cruelty charges.
- Gallery of cute blonde Lonnie Waters checking herself out in the mirror.
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