Because There's Always More News On Friday...

• Sirius satellite radio to come to Sprint phones. Good. Now I can use all my minutes listening to Howard Stern! Now I can take pictures, send emails, listen to the radio, get directions, and play games on my phone. How about getting better reception and fewer dropped calls?
  

• Here we go again! Bush launches ANOTHER probe into Terri Schiavo. This time it's Jeb. The Republicans just cannot admit they were wrong on this one. You fucked up. You backed the wrong horse. You erred on the side of idiocy. You mis-diagnosed. Just accept it. Stop with the Terri Schiavo nonsense! Let this case end for the sake of the family and the American people (especially those of us who trusted the medical professionals about this case and not hysterical right-wing pundits and anti-choice zealots).
  

• There really is a website for everything. Check out Celebrities Eating Dot Com. I kid you not. See all your favorite actors, politicians and rock stars stuffing their faces full of pizza, hot dogs, candy, or whatever it is the rich and famous eat!
  
• US lied to Britian over use of napalm in Iraq. UK Defense Minister is now forced to fess up to the House of Commons. He had this to say on the situation: "The US confirmed to my officials that they had not used MK77s in Iraq at any time and this was the basis of my response to you. I regret to say that I have since discovered that this is not the case and must now correct the position." How long before we lose another member of the "coalition?"
• Whoah!! A smokin' blonde named Zdenka.

• Rapper Cassidy wanted for murder. The up-and-coming artist is expected to turn himself in to Philadelphia authorities. His debut CD, I'm a Hustla, is scheduled for release June 28 on J Records. His most recent single reached #5 on Billboard's rap charts.
• Travelling Russian judges visit Nebraska courtrooms. Their verdict? The US and Russian criminal justice systems are very similar. I'm not sure I like this verdict.
• I don't think I've posted any Krystal Steal this week, so here goes nothing!